Laurie Toby Edison

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Body Impolitic’s 2012 Guide to Sane Holidays

Laurie and Debbie say:

This list is (mostly) for folks who celebrate the upcoming holidays, and are fortunate enough to have people and resources to celebrate with; if you don’t fit that group, skip to the bottom. If you do fit, then even if your family are your favorite people and you look forward all year to the holidays, you still may find useful hints here.

1)  You have a right to enjoy things in your own way.To the extent possible, do as much or as little holiday stuff as you want; it’s supposed to be a celebration, not an obligation.

2) Spend time with people who know you’re awesome. If you must spend time with people who are toxic, remind yourself three times (out loud) in your last alone moments before seeing them that they are toxic. Then do something really nice for yourself the minute you are out of their presence. (If they are not just toxic but abusive, here’s some excellent advice.)

3) Eat what you enjoy. Desserts are not sinful, they’re just desserts.

4) Wear what you think you look terrific in; accept compliments and ignore digs about your clothes.

5) Plan your responses to inevitable comments beforehand. Try not to spend energy on the digs, because they probably aren’t going to stop. For example, if you know that your sister is going to tell you, “for your own good,” how your hairstyle is unbecoming to you, be prepared to say, “I appreciate your concern. Excuse me, I really want to catch up with Uncle Harry.”

6) If you think kids are fun, they can be a great escape from the adult follies. If kids drive you crazy, keep your distance when you can, and try to keep your patience otherwise: they didn’t overstimulate themselves with sugar and toys.

6) If you have enough to give to someone who has less, this is a good year for it. If you know someone who is having a crappy holiday, take a moment to do something for them that they will enjoy.

7) If you hate the holidays, or they make you sad, you’re not alone. Participate as little as possible. They’ll be over soon. If you’re wishing you had someone (someone particular or folks in general) to spend the holidays with, treat yourself with special care. If you’re a volunteering type, that can work, but so can staying at home and taking a hot bath.

8) Be effusive about every gift you get; then be discreetly rude about the awful ones later to your friends. If they’re really awful, throw them off a bridge in the middle of the night.

If these aren’t your holidays, have a great Chinese meal and enjoy the movie!

We’ll be back in the beginning of the New Year.

2 Responses to “Body Impolitic’s 2012 Guide to Sane Holidays”

  1. carovee Says:

    Hi, I found this site via feministing. I love the ideas in this post. I also love your photographs. Have you thought of making a calendar? My SO and I have a tradition of getting a calendar with tasteful semi-nude or nudes. For the past few years we got the skepticon fund-raising calendar. This year I couldn’t find anything with a variety body types or mixed genders (unless it was super porn-y). I think your pictures are wonderful and would love to have them accompany me throughout the year.

  2. Debbie Says:

    Thanks for the compliment! We’ve never done a calendar of the photographs, but it’s something we think about now and then. If we ever do one, we’ll advertise it here.

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